"Prezen?"

After harrassing other people to celebrate their birthday just so I can eat cake, my hour finally arriveth. And aye, I never take my cake for granted. If I was in Kuching, it would be Bing's Mars Bbar Cheesecake, but alas, this is KL and only Starbucks' marble cheesecake can come close. So Starbucks it was!

Some may say that I can't wait until today to turn 21 that I just had to hold a party earlier. I do not deny, nor do I admit this statement. XD

I booked for 12 people at the Secret Recipe Bukit Bintang, but in actuality I was only expecting 7 friends to come, including myself 8. It was my dad who blew up the fugures. Some people canceled out, but in the end, my family arrived to fill the gap. My parents, my aunt and uncle. Motherhood was just in town for one night though, to attend a launching ceremony or some sort.

Here are the crazy people who decided it was safe to attend my gathering. These three were non-stop entertainment (to themselves) the whole time.Farida came with her homie. I met her the previous day when I went over to see to the kitties. I thought she would come with her cousin, but I think her homie is better. She didn't talk much, and I fear we might have bored her. But oh well. Can't please everyone.Khaye and Mary came the latest (as usual) due to the oversleeping drama. They are both pinching my fat thigh 'to get a rection'. I know my thighs are fat la...T-T
I know people are always curious about their hair, so I put out in the open immediately. Here is Mary, explaining that her cornrows are real and how she made them. The expression on my uncle's face is priceless...
This is just before I blow the candles out. I made them sing me 'happy birthday' before that of course. Normally I am averse to such public cliche, but who cares. I only get people to sing me happy birthday only once a year!
Can you believe that motherhood is turning 50 this 26th? And yes, Khaye's hair makes an excellent came-whoring prop. xD

Totchi and Ezra couldn't make to the gathering, but we promised to go shopping the next day so it was fun anyway. Hehehehe.

This is my spoils for the day.

A Ghibli Movie collection DVD Watshiwa-san got for me xD.Hyde on the card looks like a squid xDDD.

Today is my actual birthdate and I missed my stop on the bus because I fell asleep. sighs. Went all the way to Kotaraya, took a train to KL Sentral and then took the monorail to BB. I bought myself an eye shimmer to commemarate the day, but the lost of my specs is as good as any commemaration. I shall go buy a pair tomorrow. And maybe another eye shimmer. I bought a pink one today, which was half the price it originally was, and tomorrow I'll buy a more flesh colored one xDDD. Make up is fun...

So that is all for my birthday report. Daddyo said he's coming sometime end of this week to have my brithday dinner. It's a tradition. Maybe I'll have thandoori this year. *drools*

Ta'ra!

Oh, before I forgot, "prezen?" xD

Someone decided that it's not enough to get my one strap, so she gave me two handphone straps. Maybe hoping that I would lay off hers from now on. Thank you SGWSS!

Tri-city Run Around

Yesterday was fun. I went to Shah Alam to visit my friend and her brood of cats.This is mainly because my friends from Puchong wanted to adopt one of her kitties. My friend lives in a flat and could only afford the mother, Che'Mong. Funny name...

So like it or not, she has to give away the kitties. They may be cute now, but soon they will be financially unfavorable to a student living on a tight budget.The four of them together. After playing with them for the good part of the day, my friends finally decided on the black one with white socks. It is aptly nicknamed "Jumper" for now or "Jumpa" because she likes jumping a lot.

It was a close race between Jumpa and "Princess" Panadol. This is the owner's favorite and she will only give her away to the most deserving. She is easily the most beautiful of the brood, an apparent 'princess-type' of kitty. I wasn't sure why my friends didn't pick her. They preferred Jumpa because she was more active.This is Toe Sucka. He is the smallest, yet the most active. It reminds me of that small boy in class with the annoying face every girls love to hate because he is simply obnoxious.Toe Sucka at work. He licks, then scratches and bites. There are better scratching poles you know...This is Pumpkin. My friend's roomie's cat. Pumpkin is a very docile and submissive male. He is cross-eyed and has a long body like a sausage dog. He may be bigger than Che'Mong, but he is a big freaking coward. Che'Mong owns his ass. What you have here is the cat version of a cangkul, really.

Pumpkin is like that geek that tries to hide his big bulk in an obscured corner of the house. Most of the time, he'll be hiding behind the washing machine or the desk and all you see of him is half of his face. I mean seriously, it tried to 'slink' away in the middle of the room! How stupid can you get?

However, the all-black kitty in the middle here, adores him. He follows Pumpkin everywhere, like an apprentice looking up to his role model. I fear this kitty's future...

We bought all the stuff for the cat from a pet shop nearby. After that we left for Puchong to the cat's new home. It was amazing how we managed to get there in record time because of our reluctant but very efficient driver. But the trip to KL was hampered by massive jams.

I had a dinner appointment with Totchi and Ezra later that night but I was a good one hour late for it. I'm sorry T-T...

Totchi dressed up very nicely last night and we all forgot to take pictures!!!

I feel like an out of place kid next to her...

Oh, I wished we could have talked longer. Its because I had already asked daddyo to send Totchi back to her hotel that night. That hotel is at an obscured corner of China Town, you see...

But it was incredibly fun talking, catching up on each other and uh, old stories revisited xD.

Today I'm holding a birthday gathering at Secret Recipe BB so all who's been invited...you guys better come!

I know, it's a little early since my birthday is really 22nd April next Tuesday. But you know, the next weekend's date is further from my actual birthday than this one :D.

So, Ta'ra!

Suckers

Aaahh highschool. How I was glad to be rid of it.

A few of the highschool couples I know are still together, surprisingly. Good for them. I am not into the whole dating your classmate thing. Even now...

Around mid last year or so I went home for the semester break and stumbled onto some old schoolmates. I was genuinely surprised and curious as this one was our old class monitor. And when we were in form 2 he had a terrible crush on my friend which the whole class ended up knowing about. I even read his confession letter which was hilarious. I still remember that letter whenever I see him. It's just too bad he had prolly forgotten about it. It would have been fun to have him squirming in embarassment each time I see him and the thought of the letter occured to him.

But guys. They have such bad memories.

During that little encounter, I asked for his cell number. I was tired of having "old friends" texting me out of the blue without disclosing who they were. So I made a point to update as much numbers as possible. And I know our ex-class monitor was one of those who change numbers often. I tried that number that night, making sure he was saving my right number too. It was right. I texted him for a while after that, just catching up on old times.

I'm sorry, I really was just using him to get information on the others. Harmless gossip, nothing more. xD

So anyway...a few nights later, he "randomly" sms'd people out of boredom. I replied back because well, I was free. He was "surprised" because I was the only one who replied. But I didn't like his tone. He was in the middle of a romantic chasm and I hated it. I turned the tone a good 360 on the next text!

The chasm disappeared in an instant.

No way is he going to consider me a potential "mate". I do not date classmates and he couldn't afford me anyway. He had just broken up with his girlfriend, at the "expense" of my close friend so no way was he getting any mercy from me.

It amazed me how he even thought of trying. It made me feel insulted too, in a way. I have been looked down as level as those other girls who would hook up with a guy by just a couple of sweet words. It didn't matter if the guy had the face of a wall.

A pathetic attempt. Expected of a pathetic moron.

I went on a field trip to Ipoh to visit my friend there during the Chinese New Year holidays. Imagine my contempt when I found out he was smsing my friend asking for her advice on a girl! Somehow I am very protective of this friend because she has a history of being too nice to people and some people took advantage of her (back off, I'm the only one who's allowed to do that to her, okay?! I mean come on, if she's too busy attending to other people, what about my needs? I ha to defend my rights you know). Besides, she was in the middle of reading a very intriguing manga and it was criminal disturbing people when they are engrossed like that!

So check this out. He said there was this girl in his class who "challenged him to tackle her". I mean, WTF! WHY DO YOU NEED TO BOTHER MY FRIEND ABOUT SOMETHING SO STUPID ANYWAY?! IS HE TRYING TO SAY HE'S SO POPULAR THAT THERE'S A GIRL WHO'S CHALLENGING HIM TO TACKLE HER?!

Without really asking for permission, I took my friend's phone and replied in her stead. I told him that the girl was just playing with him and she already liked him. He said he wasn't "sure" if he should pursue it or not. I told him if he doesn't like her, don't pursue it. The main issue is that: she likes him, but does he like her back? Yeah, she's cute, but is that all? Guys can be so shallow.

In the end I basically told him to go fuck himself. Well okay, not literally. I was still "my friend" he doesn't know it was me. He must be wondering why my friend was suddenly so mean. I didn't remember what his conclusion, but if I'm not mistaken, he decided to take the middle path. At least for now. Apparently the girl has had a crush on him since last year. Yeah like I care.

But above all I was surprised how my friend was his crying place when he and his previous girlfriend broke up. I would have confronted him about it if I had had the time or opportunity. Bastard.

Suckers should just drop dead and stop wasting oxygen.

Annoyances

This highschool junior of mine just graduated from high school and is frantic about his future univeristy life. His solution: annoys me by acting like he knows better.

sighs.

He is annoying me. Like, WTF. I am only telling him the truth. If he doesn't believe go and ask people who have been there damnit.

Matriks are crap, you can go into UIA even if you fail Arabic (what about all those people who didnt even take the subject?) and no, 4% is not a high interest rate for your education.

being over-cautious is just as bad as being careless.

I am really tired of this "my future learning options" talk.

Saturday Blues

Is there such a thing? Saturday should be a good day isn't it?

This sem, I have a three day weekend. I got the same previous sem, only that I have Monday off. This sem its Friday.

I normally do not like to go out on Fridays. For neccesities I mean, like food and stuff. I prefer to go out Saturday because I am reeling in from the schoolweek on Fridays. I have incompetent and bias and racist lecturers which made me bear the brunt of their mood swings. I know I am hot and competent and so far superior in intelligence compared to them, but don't blame me. They are the teachers. I'm just a student.

I've been going out on Saturdays these last two weeks to catch up on some movies. I have missed so much movies. I almost missed Horton. Glad I finally caught it on its final week! Next I wanna watch Ironman and Kung Fu Panda! Today I managed to catch 27 Dresses, and it was awesome...

Daddyo is coming on Monday and tomorrow Totchi leaves for Singapore. She'll be in KL next weekend whee! Finally there's someone who wants to go on an outing with me T_T.

Daddyo coming means I have to clean house tomorrow. I no likey clean house. I may also have to go out for food again tomorrow since as of yesterday our gas has been cut...coz we haven't been paying the bills xD. It's more like...we don't know how to pay.

Anyway, Totchi and I started a fangirls bashing blog called Bitches pwns Morons. This is a formal way to fight back against those stupid fangirls.

By the way, I wrote a summary on Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony. Please visit and give me a 5 star rating. Thank you XD.

Ta'ra!

We Are LOVED!

Yes, we are loved people. Totchi and I. The sponge loves us. The sponge is good for our mental and emotional well-being. He will not run away and get a gf and leave us behind.

No.

We will make sure of it.

We are happy to be loved. Sponge will not leave us.

Totchi is drowned in her hate for men. All guys are crap. She has accepted the vacant mistress postion when we are 40 and unmarried. The sponge will prevail. Somehow.

It is nice to be loved. XD

And to check out the sponge in action, here is an artist's impression.

Domestic Chores

Regardless of how many times I do them, I still hate them. But yesterday couldn't have come any earlier. I was determined to clean the house you see, cause it was...overdue. And my socks have been soaking in the pail with soap water for a good two days now. So...yeah XD.

The night before I even thought of making a to-do list but forgot. But whatever it is, I couldn't miss what's glaring at me could I?

I started the day with 2, 20-minute exercise, so a full 40 minutes in total. Then I rearrange my bookshelf. I finally added in the comics that were still in plastic bags xD. I really need to remember to read them. The problem is that, after reading so much English mangas, I find it odd reading them in Malay. And sides, the translation has been bastardized to the max.

After I was 80% done with bookshelf, I mvoed on to sweeping the floor. And you know you cannot sweep the floor without mopping them too. So I did that afterwards. After that it was already 4 pm so I need to shower, pray and eat. I made the rice beforehand hehehehe. I did laundry in-between and washed the socks after I took a break from lunch. I even pressed my dad's shirts (he has too many shirts!), pants and threw some more stuff into the washing machine. At the end of the day I even managed to study for today's test and watch TV.

Great eh?

However, despite my efforts to wake up early, the class today was canceled, which is a bummer. Because I had planned to go to Subway on the trip back. A new one had just opened at IOI Mall and I have been a frequent visitor. Who could resist their beef steak and roast beef sandwiches in one foot long parmesan oregano bread!??!

Well...since today's class was canceled, I thought I could do some workout to pass the time...but I remembered the intense workout I did yesterday. There is such a thing as a workout hangover where you will feel less energetic to do a workout with the same intensity as the day before. Then you end up being discouraged and bla bla bla.

Last night my friend wanted me to look at her resignation letter for the Youth Council (that's our version of the student council btw), but I couldn't go online. I thought my line was cut off cause I didn't pay the bills so I frantically called up my sister to pay it for me :D. Yes, my sister pays the bill. With my dad's credit card. XD.

The line is up today. I wonder if its because my sister has paid or last night's interruption was due to the thunderstorm. You know, when you live in a tropical country, every storm is a tropical storm. Before this I thought it was normal for other places to have thunderstorms as heavy as this, but turns out it's only as heavy in tropical countries like Malaysia. Which means, such violent storms are unheard of in Kenya and Norway.

Our semester exam is nearing and it doesn't hurt to prepare for the studies (note, not the exams). I am debating whether I should write my notes in pen or pencil. I always write my 'special notes' in pencil in high school. But lately I've become a sort of perfectionist and write them all in pen. The feeling is different. Though it's easier to read with pen.

Ah...dilemma, dilemma...

Ta'ra!

TGI Friday!

Tomorrow is Friday and I can finally take a breather! This has been a hell of a week and I branded someone a cangkul. He deserved it. After all the trouble I went through (my generousity is not cheap you know), the stupid bastard went and picked a fight with my group behind my back!

You see, I know we have a presentation this morning, but the lecturer has this tendency to postpone due dates so I came to class late because I left home late. But I wasn't that late. I was just 15 mins late. Okay maybe 30, but still. Besides, we still had one group member who hasnt been clued in on our slides so whatever it is, we need to start a bit later than everyone. Maybe last or something like that.

Anyway, SGWSS, oh let's just call her Caroline. Yes, SGWSS does have a name. So Caroline has become a sort of secretary of mine. XD Because whenever we have a group discussion (no matter how rare that is) she will always be the one to write down anything important. And whenever it comes to research, she will always write them down on paper, regardless if the source was online or from books. She likes writing it seems.

Err moving on. So to decide the order of presentation, each group drew lots. Ours was no. 6 and the cangkul's group was first. Because at that time only 4 groups were present, there were two lots left, 2 and 4. Somehow, this cangkul, has the audicity to have us go first and they will take the number 4 lot. Like, WTF! The slides were with me and I wasn't even in class yet! WTF is he trying to do!? He just said it's my fault for being late! Geez, is he trying to get us failed for not showing up with slides or is he trying to get my group to present without me? It was obvious he was not confident about going first so he decided to push it on us. And blame me at the same time. Yeah, very brave. Pick a fight with me behind my back. He has balls for brain and brain for balls. He can join my other stupid lecturer and clean my toilet.

Gosh, and I even brought along the Slam Dunk DVD he wanted to borrow. But after hearing this account from Caroline I just go WTF HE CAN GO GET HIS OWN SLAMDUNK!

Things got pretty heated where the cangkul and Caroline argued and there was no doubt she was angry. The cangkul, since he had balls for brains, prolly think this will blow over or he may even think this is funny decided to push ahead anyway. But in the end another group volunteered to present first and we succeeded with the number 4 lot. The group that came late got no.6. And the cangkul got number 2.

Gaaaahhhh if I had known earlier that he had picked a fight with Caroline and flaming me from behind I would have gone and planted my feet on his balls. Wait. Maybe not. I was wearing slippers today. eew. I would have smacked him with the newspaper harder. WHO THE FUCK does he think he is?! I've always known he was a coward and a bastard, never knew he would become a full-blown cangkul too! Someone should tell him he flails his hands around like a girl when he presents. Who does he think he is? Rachael Ray? He's not running some damn cooking show okay!

He said I always torture him. But I haven't. Yeah I am mean to him. But I am a mean person and that is what I do. But now he's gonna get it. If he doesn't know what true torture is, he will find out soon. He didn't realize that I had been lenient towards him and my abuses were innocent. But he crossed that line and he will get what due to him. Bastard. Why aren't you in the field plowing the soil!? That's what a cangkul is used for you idiot.

I am angry but it will not get in the way of my weekend. The bastard seemed to have forgotten that he is still in my group for a major presentation coming up in a couple of weeks. And he was the one who begged to be in my group. And he had caused us to be short of 0.5 marks to a perfect 10. Although our group still got highest. I will work him to death. After I'm through with him, he shall know pain.

Ta'ra.

What was to be...

If you guys havent noticed yet, the below post was a joke. Happy April Fool.

Yeah, KAT-TUN fangaying fangirls can go clean my toilet!

Anyway.

We did the presentation today. As expected, it was right not to have too much activities since our presentation was loooong. Instead we ask pop quizzes along the way to keep people alert. After all, the purpose of the quizzes is to help people better understand your presentation, not detract them from it, like what the other gorups did. I mean, entertainment is fun, but doing it just to please people is just...lame. And then you are dragged down into the spiral of 'presentation war' like oligopolistic companies dragging each other down in a price war.

My lecturer said I am a 'dynamic' presenter and I should become her PA because I kept asking her if the answers provided by the students were right. I even asked her how much marks would each answer garners.

I am pleased with the dynamic part, not sure about the PA part...

We gave rice cakes away to those who answered our pop quizzes.

But tomorrow have another presentation. This is not as elaborate and for the first time in a long time, I will be presenting just a small portion of the presentation. Mainly because all the groups are presenting the same topic and it's not such a long topic at that.

I am doing the slides by the way. This is a new group I'm in. I know our leader is reliable but he tends to just settle for the mediocre, as long as we get things done. As you all know, my vanity would not allow mediocre. So I pushed him to go for creativity and differentiation xD. I am pushy. This is why I'm doing the slides. I have always been the one doing all our group's slides, so I have become picky with it. Must use the correct template and insert pictures at the right places. Plus, must comply with standard presentation practices (that was created by yours truly xD). So yeah, it has become an art of sort to me now.

Anyway, I'd better get back to my slides.

Ta'ra!

p/s There was a thunder storm today and I got soaked knee-down. My socks felt awfully squishy it's as if I was walking on squids. D:

KAT-TUN is THE Hottest Band. Period.

From now on Oblong Corner will be where I endulge in my new-found fangirlism. My daily anecdotes shall be moved to another blog: The Hapless Scholar, where I help you on how to lead a better life!

KAT-TUN is so hot. The name KAT-TUN is the initials of the members. Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru. Pretty creative eh??

All the members are so hot they are practically professional gigolos. Their voice is awesome and they never sing out of tune. Never would you hear me say they sound like six different people being forced to sing together. Never I tell you.

I especially like their latest single LIPS. It is hot. The PV is hot and Ueda is even hotter. These are the general snapshots of the PV. Look at them, whoring the microphones.
Yeah, do your thing, Koki.
Let me introduce the members one by one. This is Kame. He is the ultimate attention whore. About 50% of the PV is dedicated to him. I can just imagine all the fangirls screaming with lust whenever he came on the screen. Totchi said he is like a crocodile. I agree. I therefore vote Kame as no.1 man-whore.

I bet you wish you were that mic.
This is Jin. Kame is his bitch. There's a thing between them. Together they are paired as Akame, from Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya put together. Groovy. Kame likes it rough. Jin must be rough to satisfy Kame then.This is Koki. He is a gangsta wannabe. He sticks out among the other whores. But he is a slutty gangsta, so I suppose he doesn't stick out that much. The element of sluttiness must be maintained at all costs I tell you. This is Junno. He reminds me too much of F4's Jerry so he is the least in my favorite list. He can act though, but I have yet seen him in Yukan Club. Though I am not liking that platinum blond hair already... Next, Nakamaru. This is Totchi's favorite. He can...beatbox and make....sounds. He is actually cool. Not as slutty as the others. But still, whoring and sluttying comes with being the N in KAT-TUN, so...yeah.And finally, my favourite one of all, UEDA-hime! Doesn't he just look so gorgeous? According to Totchi, Ueda had never starred in any dramas like the others. He is the silent one at the back who, in my imagination, is the one everyone is protective of cause he is so fragile and princessy. xD
Oh yeah~ work that mic baby~!

I am going to start a shrine site for these gorgeous boys and worship their sluttiness everyday. KAT-TUN lovin' forever baby! Don't you dare diss my KAT-TUN you hear? If I hear any of your guys give a shit about KAT-TUN and say bad things about them, I will come to your bedside at night and stab you to death! Don't try me. I know where you live!

Ta'ra!

Stupidity At Its Best!

I have mentioned this blog post of Totchi's before. It's where some rabid KAT-TUN fans suddenly come out of whatever hole they live in and gave her death threats.

But something even more amusing have come up in that post and gosh...we milked that thing to the core.

This, my friend, is the type of people clogging our national universities. Exactly why the NEP should go clean my toilet.

Translations were provided by yours truly. Now go and have some fun XD. You will be fucking amused you won't be able to breath I tell you...